• What girls say: I'm fine
• What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst

cannibalcoalition:

annoyingtwink:

yahoo
yaho
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how
how a
how ab
how abo
how abou
how about
how about n
how about no

HEY LOOK GUYS! ITS A SPELL TO GET YAHOO TO NOT BUY TUMBLR!

(via fosterthe-cat)

• Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
• Me: *Scrolls past*

bitch-witchery:

mu5icliz:

germansam:

tokyosluts:

Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

It’s like being dead without the commitment.

an open relationship with death

#an open relationship with death #i’ll take it

(via h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s)